Friday, July 16, 2010

It’s A Hand Job

The world is being taken over by aliens! I’m sure of it. They have spread some sort of strange plague of the population creating all sorts of odd and unusual behavior.

I first noticed that people were hanging onto their ears. Driving, walking, even in groups, people had one hand on one ear. It was like some sort of salute.

Then they started talking. There was no one around, but people were walking around talking to the air. Some of them had funny looking ear rings that looked like roaches, but they were all just walking around aimlessly jabbering away for all to hear.

And now…..

Everyone is looking at there hands. Some sit quietly staring at their hands and then some sit in groups each staring at their palms. Some touch their hands with their fingers while other have an uncontrollable twitch in their thumbs. Sometimes looking at their hands brings laughter and they show their hand to others who join in on the laughter.

Are their hands dirty? Are their hands full of cheat notes from Sarah Palin? If they are showing off the green fuzz, we know where that came from.

Perhaps it is a giant conspiracy of palm readers? That’s it!! Alien Palm Readers making people do crazy stuff.

But they will lose this new massive attempt to overtake the minds and wills of the public, because when these new conscripts start with the hand staring, they are hypnotized by what they see. Their hallucinogen minds are so engulfed in focusing on their hands, they walk out into traffic without a pause.

The numbers will dwindle because those in the mobile machines are also staring at their hands.

Or……

Maybe it’s the heat?

The groups of metal mobile machine occupants are traveling around in 110-degree heat and 55% humidity with the WINDOWS ROLLED UP!

Time to wheel home, cool in front of a fan with a bullet, listen to my turntable, and talk to myself.

Now who’s crazy?

1 comment:

Art said...

Well that depends (partly) on if you talk back to yourself.