Seems about
this time every year our neighborhood is invaded. Strange white boxes, larger
than a car begin appearing in front of houses.
They must
have landed overnight because they weren’t there yesterday. They don’t appear
to be threatening or dangerous. They just sit there.
First there
is one, then another shows up, then another. I don’t hear them land but there
are more and more each year. It is a slow invasion.
Every now
and then I see one with its mouth open and realize what they want.
What they seem
to eat is our “stuff”.
Some only
have a few pieces of furniture, while others have boxes of books, electronics,
pictures, and appliances. They seem to be able to eat anything.
And when
they are full, they take off for the mother ship and disappear. I’ve even seen
cars disappear at the same time.
I’m not
sure what happens to the people whose stuff is disappearing into these foreign
creatures. They seem to disappear at the same time.
It’s like
“Invasion of the Body Snatchers” except instead of stealing our bodies they are
stealing our “stuff”.
Perhaps it
is a governmental agreement with these aliens to consume our stuff so we have
to go out and buy more stuff thus helping the economy.
Luckily
they seem to end their migration invasion during the fall.
So watch
out if one of these PODS lands in front of your house. You stuff will started
disappearing.
1 comment:
There are no PODS. You are mistaken. Forget you ever saw them -- er, forget you THINK you saw them. Signed, Not the Pod People
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