Doctor D

I went to see Doctor D

and asked him, "What is wrong with me?"

Give me an x-ray and see what you see

or give a shot to me that will make me feel free

would you give me the pill that I saw on TV

So tell me what Doctor D

What is it that wrong with me?

So I went up to see Doctor B

to asked him, "What is wrong with me?"

Did I pull of a muscle or get a bite from a bee

Did I touch something dirty that got into me

Give me a cup and looked at my pee

So tell me your thought Doctor B

What is it that you think is wrong with me?

Next I waited to see Doctor V

to ask him, "Was there anything wrong with me?"

He put a light in my face so I couldn't even see

He picked up a hammer and beat on my knee.

then he scribbled a note and asked for a fee

So I left the office of Doctor V

still wondering what was happening to me?

The next stop was to see Doctor C

I told him I've already seen three

I showed him the diagnosis to see if he agreed

All the papers and notes from Doctor D, B, and V

"So what is my problems?" I asked Doctor C

I said, "I can see no real problem, so it must me just me"

So I'm still wondering what is wrong with me?

So off I went to see Doctor T

Wanting to see what he could see

He pulled out machines and stuck wires and plugs in me

With lights flashing bright on a screen like a TV

He gave me a cup but by now I'm empty

He gave me a prescription of drinking Green tea.

So maybe there's noting wrong with me.

At last I went to ask Doctor Z

if he could find anything wrong with me

He said he would give lots of examinations to see

The test were expensive, but life isn't free

and like the others agreed, there maybe nothing wrong with me

So Doctor Z, and T, and C, and D, and B all got their fee

But I'll not be going to see Doctor P.