Calendars. Remember Calendars? Day-by-day, week-by-week, life’s little
actions and appointments and birthdays were recorded as a reminder of what to
do each day.
So here is a record of what was reported as important this week.
Monday, September 19, 2016
Let’s see where to begin. Raining like a fuddermuster. BREAKING NEWS!:
The guy law enforcement thought might be planting bombs in the upper East was
caught in a shootout. The guy who was dressed as a security guard and was hacking
people in a mall was shot dead by an off-duty cop. It is implied that both were
Muslin so Don Trump can say, “I told you so.” Local police are looking for
someone who carjacked a Chinese delivery service killing the driver in the
process. Someone is around VCU/Monroe Park area punching folks early in the
morning. Note to self: Don’t go into that area at 3AM. A another sexual assault
at VCU but no reports of similar occurrences at UofR, W&M, VUU, VA. Tech?
Oops! US bombed some Syrian soldiers. Sorry. Pipe leak closes gas stations and
creates a state emergency. Thought those pipes didn’t crack? A guy on Southside
was shot and left for dead at 1AM. Some dressed up folks gave each other gold
statues. (See the best and worst online). And no one cares where the President
was born. 858 immigrants were granted citizenship before being deported. Oops
again. Seems another person on a lawnmower has been shot dead on Southside and
there was a brawl at a chicken place and in a school.
Tuesday, September 20, 2016
Cloudy, muggy and sort of icky day. BREAKING NEWS!: Brad and Angie are
splitting. One restaurant opens and another one closes. State doesn’t have
enough cops. Governor is photographed with weed but he doesn’t know what it is.
Crane crazes into overpass and clogs up the highway. Some guy grabs someone
else’s booty then runs away. Bank CEO is grilled about employee practices and
firing over 5,000 of them. Another unarmed black guy shot by cops. Big fire
burns in migrant camp on Lesbos. Bankrupt laboratory sues it’s own employees.
Streets run red in Bangladesh for ritual slaughter. Relief convoy bombed in
Syria. 5000 are without power. Prisoner dies from dehydration. President talks
to the UN. A possible suicide of someone jumping off an overpass onto the
highway is investigated. The otter dies at Maymont. A late revitalized downtown
plaza is finally finished for almost $3M. State is worried about city that
wants to be bailed out of its debt might start a trend. Over 100 get Hepatitis
A from smoothies.
Wednesday, September 21, 2016
Cloudy and humid (rain). Protestors clogged highway and shut it down over
another police shooting. Woman’s body was found on Franklin Street. $6M
renovation project for Monroe Park will begin soon. Cornbread catches fire and
closes down the highway. Some more robberies and some more arrest. Stand, sit,
kneel, take off hat, hand on heart, fist in the air pledge allegiance to a
flag. Another sexual assault reported at VCU. Another pharmaceutical CEO is
grilled in Congress. FBI is looking for luggage. High-speed chase ends in
Chippenham crash. Someone shot at second night of protest in NC with a state of
emergency? Blue Bell ice cream recalls pints.
Thursday, September 22, 2016
Partly sunny, partly cloudy, humid (from all the rain but cooler temps).
Spike sticks used to stop a really fast driver. State delegate charged with
assaulting child. Air Sex Championship National Tour comes to town. $1.2M
lawsuit for not paying sewer bills. Creepy clown reports spread. At the Family
Dollar a mother with her 2-year-old OD’s. Huge data breach at Yahoo! Hazmat
fuel spill clogs up highway. Flipped car clogs up highway. U.S. Marshalls are looking
for bad guy. Tulsa police officer charged with manslaughter. Power is out in
Puerto Rico. Charlotte protestors are walking laps.
Friday, September 23, 2016
Sunny, mild, perfect. VCU “Make It Real” plans a $750M fundraising drive
for endowments and athletics. Motorcycle going 100mph crashes, rider in
hospital. State Water Control Board permits Chesterfield power plant to dump
coal ash wastewater into the river. State Fair comes to town…. well sort of. $12K
was charged at Target on credit card stolen from Pony Pasture. Health Inspector
finds dog in coffee shop. Cease-fire is over in Syria. Bombs Away! BREAKING
NEWS!: Wife of Charlotte shooting victim release her own video. The National
Museum of African American History and Culture will open with three-day
festival. Two men have been robbing two-dozen businesses on Southside. Teddy
Cruz flip-flops on Trump. Federal judge who convicted now formally dismisses
charges against former governor. Another person shot dead on Southside. Four
people shot and killed in Burlington, Washington mall and suspect(s) at large.
Saturday, September 24, 2016
Sunny, mildly warm, perfect fall day. VCU buys a $500K plot of land for
$2M. North side news: Man shot and another hit by a car. Couple more
restaurants close. Another person dies from mall shooting and shooter is still
on the lam. Protestors continue their Charlotte walking marathon. Jennifer
Flowers will attend the Monday’s debate and no one cares. Charlotte police
release videos. Washington State shooter arrested.
Sunday, September 25, 2016
Overcast and cool with sprinkles of sunshine. Woman killed in head-on
collision. Bunch of folks shot at an Illinois college. 8 shot in Baltimore. Two
planes collide in New York. A bunch of folks have been arrested for shootings
and other violence. Marlin pitcher dies in boat crash. 2 people hit by car on
Southside. Arnie gets a hole for one. A big rock was made a natural park.
Well that is about it for a week. I’m sure there was more news I missed
and little details I glossed over, but a lot of stuff happens in a week. These
were just highlights that I saw on the normal newscast.
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