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NewsO’TheWorld-“Scientist have found appliances can
be used for surveillance devices by the enemy”
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TimesIzaChanginNews-“Kim and Paris and Pam and Taylor
make a surprise movie with Ivanca and Hillary”
(click)
OWorldNews-“People of color are not welcomed in the
USoftheA unless they done got the hoochie mamas”
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TouchMeHeartNews-“Runaway boy steps on mine between
the border with Canada. Mother is really mad”
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ItCan’tHappenHereNews-“Poor girl bullied in school
and broken hearted at the prom with pimples and bad hair is selected to appear
in the Olympics after winning the Miss Sexy Universe Contest”
(click)
Sports’n’MoNews-“Referee throws in the towel and
leaves the game”
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FashionThatBeHappinNews-“Same old, same old girls
walk up and down a walkway”
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ItMustBeTrueNew-“An African car manufacturer has
developed an auto that runs on grass”
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ScienceAlRightousNews-“Giant hole coming to the core
of the Earth”
(click)
MoneyTalks&No1ListensNews-“Millions extract their
money reserves before the meteoroid hits the planet”
(click)
MusicLucusNews-“No one is buying Beatle records
anymore”
(click)
CookinGoodLookinNews-“Sharing a brownie with a law
enforcement official may get you out of jail”
(click)
HealthOrNotNews-“Want to look like you were young
again? So do we”
(click)
BREAKING NEWS!
It goes on and on and on.
What we read or view or listen to or overhear can be fact or
alternative truth.
What will you believe?
(click)
AlmostNews-“Zebra with colored strips marches in
parade”
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FamilyRealityNews-“Baby will poop and mother has to
clean it up”
(click)
ChewOnThisNews-“Eat enough soap and you’ll blow
bubbles”
(click)
LoveMeOrI’llDieNews-“You are going to die”
(click)
BizAWizNews-“Flash mob of rich folk throw away all
their money to live the holiday as impoverished”
(click)
JustDangNews-“Man puts a shotgun in his mouth and
pulls trigger. We are closely following this story. Authorities have not
released details of the victim before notification of family. There are
accounts of terrorism. Witness say ******** (censored). More details on this
horrific crime and the consequences to the community will be updated to our
crew on the scene. Send any pictures or videos to Channel Z. News at eleven”
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CommunityUandMeNews-“Convenience Store is
inconvenienced by a robbery”
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NonOrCentsNews-“Gitmo left the gate open and everyone
left”
(click)
MotherMayEyeNews-“Cute puppies and kittens romp and
tumble”
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Don’t go there.
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