Breaking fake News!

news flash!

No one was robbed today!

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no one was shot today!

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children went to school and learned something!

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people went to work, parked in a space, got all their work done and came home on time for dinner!

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no one got sick today!

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the stock market did not crash!

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All the airplanes landed safely and on time!

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the weather is clear and sunny!

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all the dogs and cats have been adopted!

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every homeless person now has a home!

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every mentally ill person has been remarkably cured (explain “cured”?)!

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opiodes are no longer necessary!

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all politicians tell the truth!

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You were my first choice!

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all the world’s children are fed!

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all the walls are torn down!

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the president of the U.S.A. watched cartoons,

had a big mac and took a nap!

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no one was shot by THE police!

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no one had an automobile accident!

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everyone got a raise!

THAT WOULD BE WONDERFUL IF THAT HAPPENED TODAY.