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1.    Been Married

2.    Been divorced

3.    Been remarried

4.    Been widowed

5.    Fell in love

6.    Gone on a blind date

7.    Danced till the music stopped

8.    Touched the opposite sex

9.    Touched the same sex

10.Skipped school

11.Failed a grade

12.Watched someone give birth

13.Watched someone die

14.Been to Canada

15.Ridden in an ambulance

16.Been to Hawaii

17.Been to Europe

18.Been to Las Vegas

19.Been to Washington D.C

20.Been to Nashville

21.Visited Florida

22.Visited Mexico

23.Seen the Grand Canyon in person

24.Flown in a helicopter

25.Been on a cruise

26.Served on a jury

27.Been in a movie

28.Danced in the rain

29.Been to Los Angeles

30.Been to New York City

31.Played in a band

32.Sang karaoke

33.Laughed so much you cried

34.Laughed so hard you pee’d

35.Caught a snowflake on your tongue

36.Had children

37.Had a pet(s)

38.Been sledding on big hill

39.Been downhill skiing

40.Been water skiing

41.Shot the pier surfing

42.Rode on a motorcycle

43.Tried drugs

44.Became addicted

45.Had withdrawal

46.Gotten a speeding ticket

47.Wrecked a car

48.Fired a gun

49.Shot a bow and arrow

50.Been shot

51.Taken care of a sick patient

52.Been taken care of

53.Joined a church

54.Joined an army

55.Wore a tuxedo

56.Brush your teeth

57.Had a bad hair day

58.Popped a pimple

59.Wore dirty underwear

60.Woke up in the afternoon

61.Stole something

62.Passed out

63.Destroyed property

64.Been robbed

65.Know your shirt size

66.Wear comfortable shoes

67.Lied

68.Been fired

69.Been bullied

70.Had a fist fight

71.Walked in a parade

72.Rooted for a team

73.Forgotten where the keys are

74.Sexted

75.Couldn’t pay the bill

76.Picked up the tab

77.Changed your sex

78.Crashed your computer

79.Vomited

80.Had a brother or a sister

81.Was a single parent

82.Danced

83.Watched porn

84.Filmed porn

85.Prayed

86.Cursed

87.Spanked

88.Had a bad haircut

89.Got a raise

90.Got a pay cut

91.Made a loan

92.Made a friend

93.Fed a wild animal

94.Swam in the ocean

95.Jumped out of an airplane

96.Quit

97.Got lost

98.Attended a funeral

99.Rode a bike

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