Sore throat must be Covid-19.
Headache must be Covid-19. Fever must be Covid-19. Chills must be Covid-19.
Cough must be Covid-19. Sneeze must be Covid-19. Backache must be Covid-19.
Pimples must be Covid-19. Bad hair day must be Covid-19. Pink eye must be Covid-19.
Rash must be Covid-19. Itching must be Covid-19. Bad breath must be Covid-19.
Toenail grunge must be Covid-19. Earwax build-up must be Covid-19. Dirty
underwear must be Covid-19. Leaky facet must be Covid-19. Body odor must be
Covid-19. Laziness must be Covid-19. Boredom must be Covid-19. Rocky
relationship must be Covid-19. Screaming children must be Covid-19. Electricity
turned off must be Covid-19. Flat tire must be Covid-19. Getting liquor
delivered must be Covid-19. Haven’t got your stimulus check must be Covid-19.
No sex must be Covid-19. Bloating must be Covid-19. Rain must be Covid-19. Mac
& Cheese for dinner again must be Covid-19. Piles of bills must be
Covid-19. Lost track of time must be Covid-19. Dog pooped on floor must be
Covid-19. Dirty dishes must be Covid-19. Farting must be Covid-19. Leaky roof
must be Covid-19. Tired of reading must be Covid-19. Running out of soap must
be Covid-19. Doing shots for breakfast must be Covid-19. Saying the words you
wouldn’t say to your grandmother must be Covid-19. Turning over in the bed for
exercise must be Covid-19. Writing book reviews of Superman comics must be
Covid-19. Hearing a siren in the neighborhood must be Covid-19. Taking out the
trash is a big adventure must be Covid-19. Knowing who is essential or
non-essential must be Covid-19. Spending an hour chatting with somebody from
India trying to sell you auto insurance must be Covid-19. Putting together a
puzzle with pieces missing must be Covid-19. Doing a crossword with Google must
be Covid-19. Deleting friends from your profile must be Covid-19. Picking your
nose for fun must be Covid-19. Trying on your ‘work clothes’ and they don’t fit
must be Covid-19. Your kids’ fail at home schooling must be Covid-19. There is
a bear in the backyard must be Covid-19. Forgot how to start the car must be
Covid-19. Believing the barrage of political memes must be Covid-19. Reading
Revelations must be Covid-19. Writing your will must be Covid-19. Being happy
to see someone walk down the street through the window must be Covid-19. Having
your inbox being filled with request for donations must be Covid-19. Washing
your hands every ten minutes must be Covid-19. Stub your toe must be Covid-19.
Forget your kids’ names must be Covid-19. Cancellation of your summer vacation
must be Covid-19. Breathing through a mask must be Covid-19. Hoping your
children won’t put you in a retirement home must be Covid-19. Cutting the grass
three times a week means it must be Covid-19. Snoring must be Covid-19. Learning
to knit online without any yarn must be Covid-19. Forgetting why you are
standing in the living room must be Covid-19. Bundling up in winter scarf’s,
hats, gloves to go to the grocery must be Covid-19. Waking up to the bird songs
must be Covid-19. Missing a deadline must be Covid-19. Today is Thursday must
be Covid-19.
Thursday, April 30, 2020
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