Looking through catalogues, websites, friend’s trends and online
influencers for a list of possible gifts to give to people cherished enough for
me to revel my monetary affection for them; I can only find ‘socks’.
Bluetooth speakers seem a hit this year but without knowing what sort of
configuration of systems you are running to get your AI to talk to you anywhere
in the house, I might resign myself to ‘socks’. Besides I don’t provide
batteries.
Like gaudy sweaters or reindeer antlers, it is the season for giving
things you would never purchase for yourself. We are all looking down at our
phones so it makes sense to give a gift everyone will see. Don’t forget to
polish your shoes.
Socks are fine. They make a statement. They absorb stink foot. They clog
up the underwear drawer and smell up the gym locker. They warm the toes in
winter and can be discarded with sandals.
No matter what design you decide to embarrass the receiver, not to worry.
One will be lost in the next wash/dry cycle.
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