Shiny Hinny

If you are planning to stay at home for the next two weeks and you’ve filled the house with canned goods, noodles, Brussels sprouts, ice cream, pizza and beans, you will need all that t-paper.

If you fill the attic and the garage, with all the family confined it is better to be safe than sorry. Hope you paid the water bill.

With all the closures who won’t need more t-paper, there will be plenty to go around. Hope you also stocked up on magazines and air freshener.

After two weeks you won’t want to give a…well you know.

If you piss someone off and tell him or her to “Kiss Your Ass” they will know it is a shiny hinny. Hope you don’t get diarrhea.