Want To Be My ‘Friend’?

 

Just fill out the form:

Name

 

Address

 

Phone Number

 

Email

 

Gender

 

Height & Weight

 

Shoe size

 

Marriage status

 

Bank account number

 

Credit Card number (with expiration date and PIN)

 

Automobile

 

Children (ages and gender)

 

Pets

 

Favorite color

 

Favorite music

 

Arrest record

 

Medical history

 

Favorite movie

 

Favorite alcohol

 

Favorite sexual position

 

Favorite partner

 

Religion

 

All the meds you take

 

Terms and Conditions:

If you fill out all the boxes honestly and correctly, after being vetted and crosschecked by an outsourced firm you will be notified that you can be my friend (for a brief period) until you have done friendly things and have spoken friendly words. This will NOT cost you anything except your time and if you are denied, you can no longer contact me. If you fully agree to these terms and conditions, check the box below.