Saturday, September 10, 2011

Telephone Etiquette



What happens when you don’t identify yourself or confirm the caller?


Me: Hello


? Girl (with party sounds in the background): Hi


Me: Hi


? Girl: Did I wake you?


Me: No


? Girl: I thought you might have gone to bed already


Me: OK


? Girl: mumble mumble??


Me: Ok


? Girl: Are they in bed?


Me: Yes


? Girl: mumble, mumble


Me: Sure


? Girl: Are you sure it is OK?


Me: Sure


Click. I hang up so this doesn’t go any further. Two minutes later the phone rings again with the same number. I don’t pick it up this time.


OR


Me: Hello


? Guy: Dude


Me: Dude


? Guy: Just wanted to make sure I can use your truck this weekend.


Me: Sure


? Guy: And that loaned I asked about last night. I really need it. Peggy has to have an anniversary present and I just don’t, well you already know cause we talked about it. She is kinda like really mad if she doesn’t get…


Me: Yeah


? Guy: I can swing by about five if that is good for you to pick up the truck.


Me: Do you know who this is?


? Guy: (pause) Hank?


Me: Nope


? Guy: (pause)


Me: Dude you got the wrong number.


Click


OR


Me: Hello


? : I want a large pepperoni and black olive pizza


Me: Sure


? : And a large cola


Me; Sure


? : Wait. What? (he speaks to someone in the background). No make those two large pizzas. One with pepperoni and black olives and the other one with pineapple and sausage.


Me: (waiting)


? : And two colas and an order of breadstix.


Me: Address


? : (gives me an address)


Me: OK, it will be there in 30-minutes of less or it is FREE!

Click.

1 comments:

Art said...

Well, I don't think I'd take this approach, but whatever floats your boat.