What If?

You knew what your ‘friends’ really felt about you before you kick the bucket. Think about it folks, you could read all those inner most emotions from those nearest to you before eternity of silence.

You know all those ‘Kickstarters’ and ‘Fundraisers’ pages on your favorite social media pages?

Side note: If these really are a good way to make money, we should ALL have a page begging for cash (no personal checks).

Well, they also have ‘Condolences’ or ‘Memorial’ pages where moaners can post their regards to the dearly departed. They can even add flowers or teary face emoji. Some can write their buddy who checked out early with memories of joy and some can just remember the owed money that will never be repaid.

So why not turn off your phone, text, tweets then post a ‘Reminiscence’ page and see what happens? Present it like a game of “# What do you remember about our dearly departed who has crossed over to the other side?” If you do it right, ask for some money too to cover the expenses.

You might have to prepare for it by sending messages to your friends about how sick you have been or you are having some reaction to the drugs or you are so depressed you bought a gun. You could even publish a ‘death notice’ but you’ll have to be offline for a month or two to make it work, maybe longer.

You can create a ‘false’ identity and profile and start making new friends and but be sure not to use old contacts. That will void the game.

“What if no one places a comment?” you ask. Then possibly you are not worth it and should consider that gun.

“What if the messages are overwhelming?” you ask. You may learn some things about you only commented on in bedroom pillow talk or you may want to move and join the witness protection program.

Just think of the joy you will bring when you suddenly appear like some zombie back from the dead.