Backscratcher

 

You got that itch you can’t reach?

That is why we find that other special person

You scratch my back and I’ll scratch yours

The rest is gravy

Unless you can’t find that person

And your arms won’t reach the itch

And racks and brooms and yardsticks and plungers 

are not effective

Someone invented a bamboo stick 

with curved fingers on one end

Nothing is more satisfying than hitting that spot 

when you can’t reach it.