You got that itch you can’t reach?
That is why we find that other special person
You scratch my back and I’ll scratch yours
The rest is gravy
Unless you can’t find that person
And your arms won’t reach the itch
And racks and brooms and yardsticks and plungers
are not effective
Someone invented a bamboo stick
with curved fingers on one end
Nothing is more satisfying than hitting that spot
when you can’t reach it.